Dave has delivered millions of newspapers in his life. He hasn’t slept since ’97. Blogging 25 hours a day. Launched the careers of dozens of superstars. He was a golden-brown man and the king of the beach. But despite all that, he still took time out of his vacation, his hard-earned vacation, to give back and spend time with a batsman. He is a good man. You don’t see Deadspin hanging out with guys who are 93rd in WAR. You don’t see Bleacher Report leaving their Sancerre and going to Philadelphia to spend time with a guy who can’t smell an All Star team. And that’s why Dave Portnoy is truly a normal man.

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So everyone who says Davey isn’t the Davey who drove the Astro Van, who developed a hunch from hunching over his computer all day, who said “Fuck Chiddy Bang, you guys can Go fuck yourself. Because he’s still there, still working, still entertaining a guy who ranks 4th in the league in strikeouts. That’s my Davey Pageviews.